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The unattainable is unknown, here at my profile.
Age 30, He/They
Graphic Designer
Seattle
Joined on 10/29/07
I love you.
I want some more of you.
STICK YOUR FINGER IN MY ASS
STICK YOUR TOES IN MY URETHRA.
I WANT TO FUCK YOUR SOGGY CUM FILLED ANUS
ALSO:So my girlfriend likes to go clubbing, have you seen this, heard about this? I'm cool with it, because she usually chills with her friends at some small, local clubs in Reading (a smaller, less threatening version of Philly).
Today she tells me, "I'm going to Shampoo tonight." I said "What the fuck is Shampoo?" ... "Just a club." ... "Okay, whatever, you're fuckin creepy, ha."
So tonight I chilled with a few friends and we hit a bong a bit, then I began to ruin my high. I started thinking, 'Aw man, there are some sketchy-ass areas in Reading...' Then I realized, I had said it out loud. My friends looked at me with some what?'s and weird looks. I mentioned Shampoo...
"Um, that's in Philadelphia," my friend Brody said, "Did you know that?"
My mind raced for a second because, well I could really sidetrack, but Philly scares me. Everyone sees it and thinks "Ooh, cool shops and Independence Hall." But they don't think about the dark side of Philly. People just pin you up and rade your pockets and not think twice about it. People are gunned down on sidewalks and get caught in gunfire. Murders and rape are just commonplace. So I'm panicking a little.
"What the fuck, really? God damn, no wonder she was so shady and quiet about it."
Well I haven't seen her since 8:30 and it's now past 2... Great shit, huh. Even when she's mad she doesn't ignore me this bad. Her phone is either away or she can't answer it or hear it. And her dad keeps calling. I just keep ignoring it. I want to shut off my phone, and just... Go to sleep, wake up with a nice text from her saying she's safe. Like we're not all fucked and about to have a missing person on our conscience.
Made this because I'm high.So my girlfriend likes to go clubbing, have you seen this, heard about this? I'm cool with it, because she usually chills with her friends at some small, local clubs in Reading (a smaller, less threatening version of Philly).
Today she tells me, "I'm going to Shampoo tonight." I said "What the fuck is Shampoo?" ... "Just a club." ... "Okay, whatever, you're fuckin creepy, ha."
So tonight I chilled with a few friends and we hit a bong a bit, then I began to ruin my high. I started thinking, 'Aw man, there are some sketchy-ass areas in Reading...' Then I realized, I had said it out loud. My friends looked at me with some what?'s and weird looks. I mentioned Shampoo...
"Um, that's in Philadelphia," my friend Brody said, "Did you know that?"
My mind raced for a second because, well I could really sidetrack, but Philly scares me. Everyone sees it and thinks "Ooh, cool shops and Independence Hall." But they don't think about the dark side of Philly. People just pin you up and rade your pockets and not think twice about it. People are gunned down on sidewalks and get caught in gunfire. Murders and rape are just commonplace. So I'm panicking a little.
"What the fuck, really? God damn, no wonder she was so shady and quiet about it."
Well I haven't seen her since 8:30 and it's now past 2... Great shit, huh. Even when she's mad she doesn't ignore me this bad. Her phone is either away or she can't answer it or hear it. And her dad keeps calling. I just keep ignoring it. I want to shut off my phone, and just... Go to sleep, wake up with a nice text from her saying she's safe. Like we're not all fucked and about to have a missing person on our conscience.
Made this because I'm high.So my girlfriend likes to go clubbing, have you seen this, heard about this? I'm cool with it, because she usually chills with her friends at some small, local clubs in Reading (a smaller, less threatening version of Philly).
Today she tells me, "I'm going to Shampoo tonight." I said "What the fuck is Shampoo?" ... "Just a club." ... "Okay, whatever, you're fuckin creepy, ha."
So tonight I chilled with a few friends and we hit a bong a bit, then I began to ruin my high. I started thinking, 'Aw man, there are some sketchy-ass areas in Reading...' Then I realized, I had said it out loud. My friends looked at me with some what?'s and weird looks. I mentioned Shampoo...
"Um, that's in Philadelphia," my friend Brody said, "Did you know that?"
My mind raced for a second because, well I could really sidetrack, but Philly scares me. Everyone sees it and thinks "Ooh, cool shops and Independence Hall." But they don't think about the dark side of Philly. People just pin you up and rade your pockets and not think twice about it. People are gunned down on sidewalks and get caught in gunfire. Murders and rape are just commonplace. So I'm panicking a little.
"What the fuck, really? God damn, no wonder she was so shady and quiet about it."
Well I haven't seen her since 8:30 and it's now past 2... Great shit, huh. Even when she's mad she doesn't ignore me this bad. Her phone is either away or she can't answer it or hear it. And her dad keeps calling. I just keep ignoring it. I want to shut off my phone, and just... Go to sleep, wake up with a nice text from her saying she's safe. Like we're not all fucked and about to have a missing person on our conscience.
Made this because I'm high.So my girlfriend likes to go clubbing, have you seen this, heard about this? I'm cool with it, because she usually chills with her friends at some small, local clubs in Reading (a smaller, less threatening version of Philly).
Today she tells me, "I'm going to Shampoo tonight." I said "What the fuck is Shampoo?" ... "Just a club." ... "Okay, whatever, you're fuckin creepy, ha."
So tonight I chilled with a few friends and we hit a bong a bit, then I began to ruin my high. I started thinking, 'Aw man, there are some sketchy-ass areas in Reading...' Then I realized, I had said it out loud. My friends looked at me with some what?'s and weird looks. I mentioned Shampoo...
"Um, that's in Philadelphia," my friend Brody said, "Did you know that?"
My mind raced for a second because, well I could really sidetrack, but Philly scares me. Everyone sees it and thinks "Ooh, cool shops and Independence Hall." But they don't think about the dark side of Philly. People just pin you up and rade your pockets and not think twice about it. People are gunned down on sidewalks and get caught in gunfire. Murders and rape are just commonplace. So I'm panicking a little.
"What the fuck, really? God damn, no wonder she was so shady and quiet about it."
Well I haven't seen her since 8:30 and it's now past 2... Great shit, huh. Even when she's mad she doesn't ignore me this bad. Her phone is either away or she can't answer it or hear it. And her dad keeps calling. I just keep ignoring it. I want to shut off my phone, and just... Go to sleep, wake up with a nice text from her saying she's safe. Like we're not all fucked and about to have a missing person on our conscience.
Made this because I'm high.
Copypasta much?
Can I touch your spaghetti?
If you'd like :D
Do you like to be nasty? I LIKE IT VERY MUCH!!!
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I think im not gay :P
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I didn't say like that.